Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
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Another week, another fave, another attempt to write.
Me. Literally. Or is it literature? Eh.
It snowed today. My walk to work, to which I was late, had a bit more annoyance to it than I would like. My hometown doesn't usually get snow. I'm serious about that. P-town (as the youngsters and hucksters call it) usually is the windy dry hole that people run into on their way to the Blue Mountains.
It never snows much. Except for last year.
I like snow, and I hate snow. Its beautiful, and it adds a nice depth to winter. I love winter.
I hate it because so many people NEVER use snow shovels on my street. And the city gov't in town kinda is a idiot about snow. "Hey, it don't snow! Lets rid get of snow plow!"
Walking the twenty minutes to work seems to get silly with the more snow.
Oh well. I only complain because I love me. And Me loves me too. Aren't I awesome?
Character Idea: Ichanod Erasmus, the FacestealerThis tall lanky man approaches prospective clients in a wide-brim hat and nice, blue suit. A pair of goggles cover his eyes. And his face... well, the less said about that the better. He selects the best one for the client, although on occasion he has had to go with a the disconcerting snob or perhaps the pretty damsel. A face for him to call his own, if only for a tiny while.
He, of course, has no face. His face was removed from him when he was but a small child. Cursed by that day, he sought a life of sorrow and regret, for no one can speak or even see such a creature. A child without a face. Tsk tsk. Very sad, I'm sure.
But why, the Facestealer made himself a deal they say! Ancient spirits, or perhaps, as some whisper, a slumbering dragon offered him a cure. And poof! He became the facestealer that walks amongst us today. Master of many faces and forms, the deal covers what he lacks. But the dragons and spirits could never give him back his own face.
Does Ichanod care? Ask him, yes, of all of those who work in the Empire of Draknir, dare I say, ask how he feels about this! He will curtly give a shake and a nod of his head. Then he will remove his goggles. Purse his lips. And he will say: "Are you offering me your face? Perhaps mine for yours?"
